Pirate Jokes....

Tee-hee! A new website for me to amuse myself with…. http://www.piratejokes.net/
plus a daily joke on Twitter!! (@piratejokes)

And check out the stuff in the Booty Shop….I’m still cracking up over the shirt where one Jolly Roger says “Yaaargh” and the other Jolly Roger says “I was just thinking the same thing!”

The people that make all of these ARR! jokes should be what? ARRested!

What is a pirate receptionist scared of? Getting CAAARRRRRpal Tunnel!

Why do pirates prefer to sail? Because they can't drive CARRRRRRRs!

Where did the pirate keep his boat? In the HARRRrrrrbor!

What did the pirate get when he cut himself in a battle? A SCAAAAARRRrrrrr!

Why did the pirate go back to the future? To see MAARRRTY McFly!!!

What's a pirate's favorite coffee spot? Starrrrrrrbucks

Why did the man have to become a pirate? He didn't learn the 3 ARRRRRRRs!

Why was the pirate's butt so big? He kept stealing everyone's booty!

What's the smelliest part of a pirate ship? The poop deck!

Why didn't the pirate get hungry when he was left on a desert island? Because of all the sand which is there!

What's a pirate's favorite herb? PARRRRsley!

What is a pirate's favorite board game? MonARRRRpoly!!

What do you call and official pirate? A carrrrrrd caarrrrrrying pirate!

What do nerd pirates do in high school? They run the video projectaaaaaaaaar.

What do pirates keep for good luck? Charrrrrrrrms!

What does a stoned pirate say? FARRrrrrgh out, matey!

Did you hear about the stupid pirate? Yeah, what a ret-AAAARRRRR-d!

What does a pirate say when he has a heart attack? Arrr! Me heartie!