"Hey, I've flipped one of these cars." (as they take their turn driving)
"My ex sucks more cock than I do."
"You remember my father." (points to urn on the mantle)
"One day I'll be her evil stepmother, just like in a Disney movie."
We all have our defense mechanisms....
3 years ago
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Yeah, we do. And I still think you were right. Should have brought Dad to my graduation!
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