Canadia?

Internal line - *ring* *ring*
Me – “Yes?”
Foreman – “Hey, is Canada part of the European Union?”
Me – “Umm, last time I checked it was directly to the north of the USA, so that’s a no.”
Foreman – “Are you sure?”
Me – “Canada has not moved and it is definitely not part of Europe.”
Foreman – “Oh, ok, Bye!” *click*
Me - *bangs head on desk repeatedly*
Boss – “At least he called to ask before spending money on the wrong supplies.”